My Week: Boris Johnson*

Monday
Back in the saddle! Raring to go! Although Matt Hancock has stopped by, and he says there’s a big problem with Scotland.

“It was only a tent,” I say. “Give it a rest.”

Matt says he doesn’t mean the tent. He means actual things that are happening in Scotland to actual Scottish people.

“But we don’t care about that,” I say, perplexed.

“Masks,” says Matt. “In schools. Please don’t make me speak to Gavin about it.”

Then he says that Nicola Sturgeon is being really clear on how important masks are, and yet again we’re being more vague. And people are wondering why.

“Because it’s dashed complex,” I tell him. “That’s why. Because of . . . because of . . .”

“Because of

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